Lancaster County PA Realty Check: Steven Wright Musings, Chapter 2

Steven Wright Musings, Chapter 2

Apparently I'm not the only one here who gets a kick out of Steven Wright's offbeat sense of humor.  I had some positive feedback from the first collection of Wright quotes that I posted.  Here are some more:

 I had to stop driving my car for a while.. the tires got dizzy.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells.  I keep it on all the beaches of the world...  perhaps you've seen it. 

I have an answering machine in my car.  It says, I'm home now.  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.  The people who live above me are furious.

I intend to live forever...  So far, so good. 

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.

The early bird gets the worm, but the seciond mouse gets the cheese.


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Comment balloon 0 commentsBrian Schulman • May 28 2007 03:18PM